Prison Got Me This Reverse Engineering Degree


by Tyler Dempsey


 

Take a rack of Oreo   cookies

separate them

add milk cook in the microwave to make cake.

Add peanut butter candy

bars

to icing.

Take 2 sleeves   of Ritz

half bag of

Cheetos.

Crunch it up add milk   until dough.

Form into pizza

shape    and microwave until almost done.

Top   with saucemeatveggiescheese finish

microwaving have the best “Not-Pizza” you’ll ever have.

Yeah   I’m still fat.

 


Tyler Dempsey‘s work most recently appears, or is forthcoming, in Back Patio Press, Lammergeier Magazine, 3 moon publishing, Bending Genres, and Heavy Feather Review. Find him on Twitter @tylercdempsey.