Take a rack of Oreo cookies
separate them
add milk cook in the microwave to make cake.
Add peanut butter candy
bars
to icing.
Take 2 sleeves of Ritz
half bag of
Cheetos.
Crunch it up add milk until dough.
Form into pizza
shape and microwave until almost done.
Top with saucemeatveggiescheese finish
microwaving have the best “Not-Pizza” you’ll ever have.
Yeah I’m still fat.
Tyler Dempsey‘s work most recently appears, or is forthcoming, in Back Patio Press, Lammergeier Magazine, 3 moon publishing, Bending Genres, and Heavy Feather Review. Find him on Twitter @tylercdempsey.
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